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(Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz" updated for the twenty-first century)

Lord won't you buy me a great big SUV.
My friends all drive'em and look down on me.
I wanna ride up high, "Closer to Thee".
Lord won't you buy me a great big SUV.

Lord, won't you buy me an HDTV.
Ain't got no resolution on this little screen,
And I'm missing clues on CSI: Miami.
Lord, won't you buy me an HDTV.

Lord, won't you buy me a cellular phone.
With no one in my ear, Lord, I feel so alone.
I you will, Lord, from you I never shall roam.
Lord, won't you buy me a cellular phone.

Lord, won't you buy me a shiny new gun.
It's my right by you and the Constitution,
To have and hold a piece of American freedom.
Lord, won't you buy me a shiny new gun.